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"She stood there staring at her Captain with her eyes gleaned over from liquor and a smug smirk on her face. She gripped a bloody cutlass tightly in her left hand, while at her feet lay the decapitated body of the would be assassin of her Captain. While reputable for her taste for liquor, let it be known that she watches her Captain's back for she is always prepared to sacrifice for him..."

Krys' General Description

Physical:

Krys stands about 6'2" and looks like a drunk Amazon woman. Her dark red tresses are either pulled up into a ponytail or when loose looks matted and dirty looking. Dark green eyes gaze out as if daring you to piss her off.

Wears:

Generally wears one of two outfits:

1) A white shirt tucked into black pants with cuffed leather boots of black that come up to her knees. A bright red sash is tied around her waist.
2) Pirate garb atypical to the image above.

Weapons:

Krys carries a cutlass, which generally stays sheathed at her side unless she's ready 'to lay the smack down.' Either in her pockets or over her knuckles, you'll find her favorite pair of cesti. If there's one thing this wench knows how to do, it's use those cesti. I wouldn't recommend trying to find out the hard way.

She's a ship cook, navigator, stay sail rigger, and can do enough acrobatics from the ropes and the crow's nest to make a high-wire circus performer look like they're walking down the sidewalk.

Love:

In those (rare) moments where Krys feels affection for the opposite sex, you better get her while you can guys. She is not into marriage, and she can be just as likely to change her mind about you in ten minutes.

Drinks:

Thorogood (whiskey), Beer, Ale, and Feeshburner (mixed drink - don't ask).

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