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Song from Disney's
"Pirates of the Carribean"

Yo Ho, Yo Ho
A Pirates Life for me!
We pillage and plunder
We rifle and loot
Drink up me hearties, Yo Ho!
We kidnap and ravage
And don't give a hoot,
Drink up me hearties, Yo Ho!
Yo Ho, Yo Ho,
A Pirates Life for me!
We extort, we pilfer,
We filch and we sack,
Drink up me hearties, Yo Ho!
Maraud and embezzle
And even hijack,
Drink up me hearties, Yo Ho!
Yo Ho, Yo Ho,
A Pirates Life for me!
We kindle and char,
Inflame and ignite,
Drink up me hearties, Yo Ho
We burn up the city
We're really a fright,
Drink up me hearties, Yo Ho!
We're beggars and blighters,
And ne'er do well cads
Drink up me hearties, Yo Ho!
Aye but we are loved
By our mommies and dads
Drink up me hearties, Yo Ho!

Night Before Xmas, Pirate Style
Written by Boozer of the Realms of the Dragon LPMud for the Pirate Guild

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the ship
Not a pirate was drinkin', not even a sip;
The bottles were empty, the kegs were all dry,
And those still awake were wishin' they'd die.

The swabbies were all passed out in their bunks,
Buried in vomit, urine and spunk;
My wench in her leather, and I in my cockring
Had just settled down to an evenin' of fucking,

When out on the deck there arose such a clangin'
I sprang up off of the wench I was bangin'.
I stumbled outta bed and staggered to the door,
Tripped over my feet and my face hit the floor.

I slowly arose to my feet in a daze,
Cleared my head with a shake and peered through the haze
When, what to my red bloodshot eyes should appear,
But...what the fuck are those? ...some kind of deer?

And a fat little bastard, all dressed in red,
With nappy white hair over most of his head
Popped out of the sleigh and onto the boat,
Looked around worriedly, and brushed off his coat.

He pulled out a list, checked over it twice,
Then finally asked, "You been naughty or nice?"
The question confused me, cuz I was still kinda lit,
So I said, "Duh! I'm a pirate, dumbshit!"

So he packed up his loot and looked ready to jet
'Til I spoke up and said, "You ain't leavin' just yet...
I bet a fella like you has a shitload o' brass."
Then I walked up to him and coldcocked his ass.

I took all his coins and the big sack o' loot,
Looked him over and thought, "Hmmm...those are nice boots."
When I was done, he was stripped to the skin,
With his wrinkled old pecker bare to the wind.

And I think he awoke, a little bit later
And took off in a huff, hot as a tater,
Cuz I heard him exclaim, as he left in a fit,
"That fuckin' asshole stole all my shit!"

Long live da pirates guild!

Ballad of Captain Kidd

My name was William Kidd, when I sailed, when I sailed
My name was William Kidd, when I sailed
My name was William Kidd
God's law I did forbid,
And so wickedly I did, when I sailed

My parents taught me well, when I sailed, when I sailed
My parents taught me well, when I sailed
to shun the gates of hell
But 'gainst them I rebelled, when I sailed

I'd a Bible in my hand, when I sailed, when I sailed
I'd a Bible in my hand,
By my father's great command,
And sunk it in the sand, when I sailed

I murdered William Moore, as I sailed, as I sailed
I murdered William Moore, as I sailed
I murdered William Moore,
And laid him in his gore,
Not many leagues from shore, as I sailed

I was sick and nigh to death, when I sailed, when I sailed
I was sick and nigh to death, when I sailed
I was sick and nigh to death
And I vowed at every breath
To walk in wisdom's ways, as I sailed

I thought I was undone, as I sailed, as I sailed
I thought I was undone, as I sailed
And my wicked glass hath run,
But health did soon return, as I sailed

My repentance lasted not, as I sailed, as I sailed
My repentance lasted not, as I sailed
My repentance lasted not My vows I soon forgot
Damnation was my lot, as I sailed

I spyed the ships from France, as I sailed, as I sailed
I spyed the ships of France, as I sailed
I spyed the ships from France
To them I did advance
And took them all by chance, as I sailed

I spyed the ships of Spain, as I sailed, as I sailed
I spyed the ships of Spain, as I sailed
I spyed the ships of Spain,
I fired on them amain,
Till most of them was slain, as I sailed

I'd ninety bars of gold, as I sailed, as I sailed
I'd ninety bars of gold, as I sailed
I'd ninety bars of gold,
And dollars manifold,
With riches uncontrolled, as I sailed

Thus being o'ertaken at last, I must die, I must die
Thus being o'ertaken at last, I must die
Thus being o'ertaken at last,
And into prison cast,
And sentence being past, I must die

Farewell, the raging main, I must die, I must die
Farewell, the raging main, I must die
Farewell, the raging main
To Turkey, France and Spain
I shall n'er see you again, I must die

To Execution Dock, I must go, I must go
To Execution Dock, I must go
To Execution Dock,
Will many thousands flock,
But I must bear the shock, and must die

Come all ye young and old, see me die, see me die
Come all ye young and old, see me die
Come all ye young and old,
You're welcome to my gold,
For by it I've lost my soul, and must die

Take warning now by me, for I must die, for I must die
Take warning now by me, for I must die
Take warning now by me,
And shun bad company,
Lest you come to hell with me, for I die

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